Lysistrata's Journal

Yes, yes my dears. You read correctly. After 2 1/2 years of silence, I've decided that I have something to say again. What that is - I have no idea. I've just been feeling this need to....well, pretty much the feeling that most bloggers get. To have your voice heard. To make a document of you life. To become famous and have millions of readers and be interviewed by Oprah and Letterman and Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. (Ok, I'm kidding about the last reason) And seein' as how this year will mark my 30th birthday, it just seemed a good time.

Unfortunately, when I was a blogger 2 1/2 years ago it was at diaryland.com, so pretty much none of you will ever have heard of me before - unless that huge audience of 2 readers I had has been searching desperately for me and has formed this mass cult following that's anxiously awaiting my return. But I ain't holding my breath. If you're curious, I'll post the link to my old blog down in the links section. The graphics are all gone and it looks pretty much like shit, but my colorful, clever and wonderful wittiness is there for all to enjoy.

Of course, getting back in the groove of this is gonna be kinda difficult. I have a lot more going on in my life that this will be competing with. In the span of silence, I've gotten a promotion and a much larger workload, I've been doing a lot of theatre, and I've gained a new nephew, not to mention an iPod!

But don't worry. This is really important to me. I wanna commit to this. I don't want to lose this again. And I gotta get that interview on Oprah before she retires in 2011.

Just as the Phoenix rises from the ashes, so shall Lysistrata.